foreword

welcome to the only website on the internet that does not suck cocks. this one is dedicated to anyone who is cool enough for the slappoundclick combo and you probably know who you are. it seems nowadays everyones got some blog going on and it only made sense to join the hype. what ive noticed is that people love putting on their blogs, generally, what they did today, what they ate, and lastly, the mother asshole who's been pissing them off lately, and blogging is the only way to release that god forsaken stress. but then i also realised...hey everyones blog is boring as fuck. this one isnt gonna have any of those fancy wingdings on the side, mainly what i write is whats important and hopefully ill enjoy writing this as much as u guys love to write ure own stuff too.

aight. onto what the hell i did today....which is basically what ive been doing for the past 3 months straight with the one an only, jason foo sh09 , model, very single, and very available. our daily routine can be summed up into few words, but thats not to say every single day we dont make full use of our time. "wake up, phone call, golf, gym, eat, study, slap, pound, click, seeya tmrw mate." is the...motto..we live by right now. what i mean when i say we make use of our time is for instance, in the late hours where we have naught but sleep to do, instead of wasting our life sleeping, we catch cockroaches. hell yes. ladies and gentleman, we have officially turned capturing and torturing cockroaches into an olympic sport. fuck man blogging is boring hahahha.

...today i went to church. i want to know if going to church to look at chicks is a sin. is it? what if its a mix purpose, like say, i go to church to worship god, but it just so happens there are girls there that distract my mind. today was my first time at a youth church and they made me dance infront of everyone and like the pro i am , they awed at my skills and renounced their religion and worshipped me instead. im considering converting, but is it wrong to convert if im not prepared to go to church every week and not be as hardcore a christian as others are? i guess what im trying to say is that, if i do decide to convert to christianity, id love not to be frowned upon because i wont be as devoted as the others are because it just isnt who i am and im not gonna lie to anyone. Jason Foo SH09 was there today too. he was working his playboy12629 skills that kills on a girl in blue. her name is way too hard to spell but it rhymes with prussella.

should i be going on about what i ate today also? i dont think so. but i guess it would be worth mentioning that we woke up at 10am to get some KFC but the mother fucking shop was closed. harold and kumar worthy. instead we ate at old town and it gave jason the shits. why did we chose kfc in te first place? because all the dueting made us hungry. yes. we were singing, dueting in bed last night in a totally non homosexual way but more of a joker way. you know what is a fucking bullshit feeling? when u leave ure pack on the table and leave it there with 8 sticks left. that was the downturn of the day.

small faggot firecrackers are a thing of the past people. jason has what we like to call miniature dyna-fckin-mite because it lights like one and is loud enough to make car alarms go off. its what separates the men from the boys.

do you believe in ghosts?