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i love this blog because i love letting you all into my eventful life. first and foremost id love to let all know that we all cant be superstars. not all of you can have the life i live. it takes a certain, je ne se cois. ill be putting up some cool pictures, which will eventually lead into the funniest thing youve ever seen in your life. you see, thing like these take time. great jokes dont just pop out of nowhere, it takes sometime to build up, sort of like how you hold in your shit for a long time and when you finally take that ecstatic one, it feels golden. i was asked a funny question not too long ago. its made me realised something big. something pretty important. not all of us has what it takes to be a hero, take me for instance, im no hero. but being the villain is pretty awesome too. theres really little moral/point to this. i just wanted to put it on here because it makes me feel good and some of you out there (i hope you know who you are) will find it funny. but then again, thinking about it, villains get all the glort at the start, whereas heroes get the glory in the end. its like saying, would you rather come first, or second?what im trying to say is , would you rather be the first to feel satisfaction, or risk not feeling the ecstacy at the end. when i grow up, god willing, id love to make a movie where the villain wins because villains never get what they want. but in this movie, the villain will win everything, the world, the girl , and of course, the honor. this tenacious terror will be named : Dr. Mohammed. picture this, dr.mohammed will terrorize the city with his evil humor and throw batiks at people. imagine a world full of people with batiks. models will be destroyed inside out. i personally would look terrible. imagine everyday you have to wear batiks. i say this with no disrespect to malays. some people can pull of the batik look. some only like it gambling. but id love to be able to choose what i want to wear.

aparently i look awesome in a pair of jeans and a t shirt. some say it really highlights my masculinity and really evokes the sex machine within. few days ago i saw something disturbing. a menshealth cover guy was skinnier than i am. its like saying id love to be a rugby player, but i dont have quite the physique for it. or a bikini model who has te same waist size as a hula hoop. the point of it all, is , if that guy can make it to mens health, id sure as love to be the cover guy too one day, fingers crossed. its not fair that this absurdity can be accepted by society these days. grounds rules have to be set. it will be called, russells rules (russules for short). people who act in a way i find disturbing and not, in my opinion, dignified, will be sentenced to no longer than 2 hours watching a japanese guy singing karaoke.

alas, russ is going on a date tomorrow. please, dont get jealous, submit your request by sms if you want one but think about it for a moment or two before you press send. you risk falling in loev with me and never being able to let go and then id be forced to looking ugly just for you. this is no easy task. jokes aside, im pretty excited, because its difficult to make every date into the perfect date ever. im a perfectionist, everything has to go shipshape, and sometimes even the wrong atmosphere can kill everything.
- what is the perfect date? you may ask me. well to me the perfect date would be that conversation works both ways. for you guys who have never gone on dates before, make sure you keep the conversation up, but dont bother if the other isnt participating. this is just general information, nothing against anyone really.

do guys have to pay for everything? good question. if you want to make a good impression, sure pay for everything. but girls, if you feel like the guy is spending way too much on you, dont hesitate to pull out that purse of yours, but dont do it in a way like you want to pay only because your trying to make it less a date than it is, do it in a way that you want to pay because you feel you want to contribute to the date and make it seem like it wouldnt be the same without you there. but truth be told, im only saying this in the blind hope she reads this and laughs and sms's me , "hehe, i like your blog. <3 you subtlely brought me into it and i feel special and im sure the date will be awesome and goes fine and dandy because YOU are fine and dandy. tee hee"

lastly, a good question to ask yourself is, can your ego really go too big? the answer to that is if you need a little self esteem boost, dont hesitate to help it at the expense of others because , truly, other people are only jealous at you. bahaha. its funny too. make sure you know your kidding only though...or people are gona really think your an asshole hahaha. call 0163196190 if you need help with this. this is not my number ladies, so dont sms it in the hope of getting anywhere. call this number instead 0122897231 and tell me what you love about me and ill try to fit you into my busy life.

-russ stajankovich-valadishamonisshisky, your favourite russian philantropist slash model