hah, I never thought id see the day that id update my blog twice in the same day. but ive seen it today. hahaha. what a day what a day. id love to announce that ive never ever done a 90kg bench press and today was the first time ever. someone slap me a fucking huge ass high 5. i snuck in like a fucking ninja and with my skills i didnt get caught. many close calls, but i cast lvl 10 stealth and i dissapeared like smoke. which is funny because i had 3 today. for any hardcore gymmers out there reading this, id love to promote no-xplode for a sec here, it is da shit. ive never seen something push me so hard. on to my next point, do you ever realise that the first smoke of the day is always the best smoke of the day.
on to my next item on the list, my balls were itchy today. i gave em a scratch and they were all fine and dandy. at first i thought, oh no, did the lap dancer give me some kinda of disease that postpones itself and one day hit u like a mosquito, but no, it was male-pattern-ball-itchiness.
im seriously beginning to doubt anyone reads this shit, so if happen to come across this , take the time and leave a fucking comment u lazy assholes. show some fucking love la! this shit dont come free man!!!....well i does la (jason now here , russ in the shower)
ive pretty much got nothing to say...umm , im gonna wake up early and do cardio , early as in 9am tmrw. thats it. going MOS on thursday. thats about it. iv tried blogging b4 , but it wasnt my thing , forgot 3 of my blog names with no posts , and forgot 1 password. all together tried it 4 times. i guess blogging is like an online public diary. hmm. btw theres this hot girl who lives near me that russ is dating...woooT hahahahaha. btw dl this song- no diggity by blackstreet.
(russ back here now)
im going to leave you all now with some good things to think about. i just realised this in my shower. do you ever wonder why people wash their towels. realistically, after i take my shower, im the cleanest object in my house, so idealistacally, everytime i dry myself off, the towel should be getting cleaner.
(Jason here)
that ALSO gives me a thought. Do you ever wonder why , ppl make up their beds everyday...when its just gonna get messy again at night? its bullshit man.
there comes a point in life when people gotta start thinking straight. i call this, thinking like a pro, or AKA thinking the jaruss way. life becomes simpler and more meaningful, and more cock. aight la, ciao wei. hahah
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